the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

I was unaware that Wonka and Grandpa Joe were children

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

lolzpicx:

Exclusive footage of the xbox one production line

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

rnothernature:

rnothernature:

WHY IS WRITING WITH A BROKEN PENCIL POINTLESS?

WAIT I MESSED UP

arkhamsiren:

same

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him